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Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”
Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?
Don’t you fuckin do this to me
Remember the time Squidward thought Sponge Bob was coming out.
I NEVER UNDERSTOOD THIS as a child and oh my god
@myself what the fuck are you doing
Lions pretend to be hurt by the bites of their young to encourage them.
this put the biggest smile on my face
My friend went away for ten days so I decided it would be the perfect time to wrap everything she owns in alfoil
in the future everything is chrome
fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon
i couldn’t if i tried.
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OH MU GOD THE LAST INE I AM FREAKJN T OUT