The Fiction Will See the Real

Can't believe how strange it is to be anything at all

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Welcome to the Awful Bit conspiracy corner: 

This is today’s entry into the Smash Bros pic of the day series. It can’t be a coincidence that the first letter of each option spells out E-Shop, right? It also can’t be a coincidence that there’s a 3DS-centric Nintendo Direct scheduled for tomorrow, right?

Smash Bros 3DS demo coming to E-Shop tomorrow?

One can only hope, wish and dream.


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Porky Pig’s speech pattern deconstructed

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If you want to be friends with me you don’t have to be “Hi, um, can, ya know, we be friends?”

It is 1000000000000000000000% percent ok if you just go into my inbox can go. “Man, I am so fucking pissed off at fucking Larry.” And I’ll most likely respond with, “Oh shit! What did Larry do now?” 

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